I can’t begin to capture the roaring laughter that Kerri and I shared after I came back downstairs after tucking Katie in for the second time. It’s not unusual for her to wake up, come down to see us, then go back to bed. Yeah, we’re softies. But tonight was different…
She came into the living room and obviously had put bright pink lipstick on. It was spread carefully on her lips and strangely on the tip of her nose. Fearing parental rebuke (she didn’t go to bed with lipstick on…), we ended up having a conversation tonight about lying. But that’s not the funny part.
In the attempt to “get at the bottom of it” and discover what kind of lipstick-bearing alien might have entered her room and afixed the adornment to her face, she quickly folded and told me what happened. Her confession and my observation were simultaneous. You see, she has several posters of the Jonas Brothers hanging on the wall next to her bed. Her favorite one is a solo image of her sweetie, Joe Jonas. The confession: Yes, she had put lipstick on in order to kiss her poster.
There it was. Pink lip prints all over Joe’s face. And a noticable “hole” in one of the pink images — where her nose had rubbed against the poster and thereby unknowingly adorned another portion of her face!
The girl had lipstick on her nose from kissing her Joe Jonas poster. I could hardly contain myself while tucking her in (yes, after the talk about trust, telling the truth, and how I will love her no matter what she tells me). I came down the stairs, turned the corner into the living room, and busted a gut telling Kerri the whole story.
My life as a father. Who’d have ever imagined?!?
